TO BE OR WANTED TO BE

I wanted to be an assassin so I gave it a shot.

I wanted to be a surgeon so I took a stab at it.

I had an itch to open a calamine lotion factory, but I knew I would have to start from scratch.

I wanted to be a podiatrist, but I got off on the wrong foot.

I wanted to be a urologist, but had to flush the idea.

I wanted to be a plumber, but it was only a pipe dream.

I wanted to be a missionary cobbler, I figured I could save soles.

I wanted to be a optometrist, but I didn't see eye to eye with the teacher.

I wanted to be a barber or proctologist, so I flipped a coin to see if it would be heads or tails.

I wanted to be a food taster, but I bit off more than I could chew.

I wanted to be a baker, but I couldn't raise the dough.

I wanted to be a pilot, but it never took off.

I wanted to be a librarian, but I shelved the idea.

I wanted to be a butcher, but I backed into a meat grinder and got a little behind in my work.

I wanted to be a dentist, but I was always down in the mouth.

I wanted to be a tire salesman, but that went flat.

I wanted to be a musician, but it ended up on a bad note.

I wanted to be an accountant, but it just didn't add up.

I wanted to be a belly dancer, but I couldn't shake the feeling.

I wanted to be a computer programmer, but I couldn't hack it.

I wanted to be a prostitute, but I got laid off.

I wanted to work as a vacumn cleaner salesman, but the job really sucked.

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