Wants & Needs -- She: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have a fulfilled relationship. He: Food, sex and beer.
Thingy -- She: Any part under a car's hood. He: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
Vulnerable -- She: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. He: Playing baseball without a cup.
Commitment -- She: A desire to get married and raise a family. He: Not trying to pick up other women while on a date with one's girlfriend.
Entertainment -- She: A good movie, concert, play or book. He: Anything with one ball, two folds or three stooges.
Flatulence -- She: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion. He: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
Remote control -- She: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. He: A device for scanning through all 300 channels every 2 minutes.
ADFLY
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
SHE/HE DEFINITIONS
9:41 AM
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