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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

ROMANCE, NOT!


Here's a list of 10 signs that you've lost your sense of romance from AskMen.com:











You only have candle-lit dinners to save on electricity
You go on romantic walks... to take out the trash
You buy her gifts with yourself in mind
Your idea of a chick flick is lesbian porn
You celebrate your anniversary at a buffet
You buy her flowers from the gas station
All the ingredients for your romantic dinner come from a can
You only buy her chocolate when it's on sale
You always use "handyman" verbs in the bedroom
You only kiss her as a prelude to sex

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