(Maxim) What to do if you're approached by a hot woman or a bear
- Don't panic - with either a hot woman or a bear
- Speak in a calm voice and wave arms so that you can be identified as a human (both a hot woman or a bear)
- Avoid making direct eye-contact (both a hot woman or a bear)
- Offer it food (only to the hot woman but never to a bear)
- If it charges, stand your ground and hit it with your backpack (never with a hot woman but always with a bear)
- If you anger it, cover your 'you know what' and pray for mercy (do this with both the hot woman and the bear)
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