- "I don't like the way that outfit looks on you anymore." They say the guy should act like he doesn't know why it looks strange and then suggest a looser fit.
- Another one... "I can't get over how fat I feel." They say we women have used that one on each other forever...?
- Third... "Your friend isn't nearly as attractive since she gained that weight." (They think if you pick on her least attractive friend, she won't think you're checking out her hot friends.)
- Proceed with caution with this one... "I have a new female trainer at the gym." (You better believe she's going to the gym with you...If you're lucky...)
- More? Buy her a nice outfit one size too small and add: "The saleswoman said it was for smaller women."
- Finally...And probably the safest: "Let's help each other lose a couple of pounds." (Emphasize her helping YOU)