Here are some fun warning labels on actual products:
- Snow sled -- "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions"
- 12-inch CD storage rack -- "Do not use as a ladder"
- Fishing lure -- "Harmful if swallowed"
- Carpenter's electric router -- "This product not intended for use as a dental drill"
- Baby stroller -- "Remove child before folding"
- Public toilet -- "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking"
- Hand-held massager -- "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious"
- Underarm deodorant -- "Caution: Do not spray in eyes"
- Car sunshield -- "Do not drive with sunshield in place"
- Fireplace log -- "Caution: Risk of Fire"
- Sleep aid -- "Caution... Will Cause Drowsiness"
- Mr. Bubble body wash -- "Keep Out Of Reach Of Young Children"
- Cat litter -- "Safe To Use Around Pets"
- Cheese spray -- "For best results, remove cap, hold applicator tip close to food, press tip firmly and move slowly across food surface"
- Hair spray -- "Do not smoke until hair is dry"
- Toilet bowl cleaner -- "It is not recommended that children or pets drink water from the toilet"
- Chainshaw -- "Don't use genitals to stop this chainsaw"
- Bottom of a jar of dill pickles -- "Open other end"
- Laser printer toner cartridge -- "Do not eat toner"
- Jar of peanut butter -- "Warning: may contain nuts"
- Cigarette lighter -- "Do not expose flame"
- Rubber ball -- "Choking hazard. This toy is a small ball"
- Auto parts label -- "Before installing, please shut off engine"
- Birth control pills -- "Do not use if you intend to become pregnant"
- Sleeping pills -- "Warning: may cause drowsiness"
- Dashboard of mail truck -- "Look before driving"
- Bathroom cleanser -- "For best results start with clean bathtub"
- Cruise ship railing -- "Do not jump from vessel while moving"
- Frisbee -- "Warning: may contain small parts"
- Sharpening stone -- "Warning: knives are sharp"