Awkward....

How many times have you seen the old gag on TV when a woman walks out of the restroom with the back of her dress tucked into her panty hose or toilet paper stuck to her show? According to yet another survey:

Top ten most embarrassing moments for a woman are:

Having toilet paper stuck to their shoe (72%)
Breasts escaping (64%)
Trapping their skirt in panties (61%)
Smudging their make-up (58%)
Lipstick on teeth (55%)
Heel stuck in a drain (47%)
Displaying an unknown booger (42%)
'Doing a Marilyn or Amy Nuttall' with a skirt blowing up in the wind (40%)
Losing your bikini top in the pool (26%)

Top ten most embarrassing moments for a man are:

Leaving your fly undone (88%)
Accidentally farting in public (80%)
Tripping over and then breaking into a jog to hide it (67%)
An unknown booger (49%)
Spilling your drink at the bar (35%)
Accidentally leaking on your trousers (31%)
Getting blown out by a lady (28%)
Snoring on the plane (24%)
Splitting your pants (12%)
Credit card rejection (7%)

Have you got a "thing?" I really don't have one. Maybe a small one. Have listeners call in and tell you what their "thing" is. Maybe knitting, cooking, polka... you know a "thing." Most interesting "thing" wins.

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