Men You will (Or have) Date in Your 20's:

The man-baby boyfriend
He played video games all day and all night. He lived two hours away from his parents but still drove home every weekend for his mom's frozen homemade lasagnas and to drop off his laundry.

The deadbeat artist hipster boyfriend.
He had the dreamiest eyes and the best taste in music. He painted or wrote or taught guitar or something, you were never really sure what he did, because he didn't keep normal hours. Sometimes he stayed in all week, snacking on granola and looking strung out. He disappeared on the weekends and returned with a carton of cigarettes and no rent check.

The seemed straight, but now I hear he is gay boyfriend.
You had a great time together, and the sex was really good. Then you parted ways and found out he was dating his so-called best friend. Oh well. You win some, you lose some.

The way too old and it's creepy boyfriend.
He was closer to your dad's age than yours. He had an ex-wife, but thankfully no kids. At least none that you knew. Outside of the bedroom, you didn't have a lot in common, aside from the fact that he was a great listener and you were always the talkiest of talkers. At your anniversary dinner, the waiter asked you if you were celebrating your father's birthday -- you knew the relationship was over (the hill.)

The all of your friends absolutely hate him boyfriend.
It wasn't just your friends who hated this one. Your family, co-workers and your neighbors also think he is a loser. Eventually, woke up and smelled the d-bag ... and realize you wasted five months of your life on him.

The hyper religious boyfriend.
There was only room in his heart for an equally god-fearing woman. May the good lord mercy on his soul. Amen.

The guy you want to marry who is passively-aggressively unwilling to commit.
Just because he is the love of your life doesn't mean you're the love of his. You can vacation with him, meet his parents, and move in together. You can say "I love you and I can't live without you" to each other until you're blue in the face. He's not going to propose, and that's all you want. Two years later, it's time to move out and buy a cat.

The hot-tempered maniac boyfriend
Was he bi-polar? Maybe. when he was good, he was amazing. But when he was bad, he was a down-right jerk who was clearly a victim of emotional abuse.

The good on paper boyfriend
Not entirely unrelated to the hot-tempered manic type, the old Sex and the City line was fully embodied by the guy who had everything going for him on his resume, but was a total disappointment in the bedroom. He was an outright success, but your libido just couldn't get past his downright failures.

The crunchy, hippy do-gooder vegan boyfriend
You recycled before you met him, but when you started dating that wasn't good enough. You were guilted into creating a compost pile in your bath tub, purchasing a bicycle you never rode, and picketing outside a local steak house. Thankfully, you also developed a love for Tom's shoes.

(Source Anonymous)

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